That's right... I got me some Carbon Offsets, baby!
From left to right we have the Mexican Lime Dwarf Carbon Offset, the Sweet Lemon Dwarf Carbon Offset and the Algerian Tangerine Dwarf Carbon Offset. (Note the grass - still luscious - nope - haven't killed it yet... though I do need to cut it).
One for each of our three vehicles (I reckon the Harley gets a pass at about 50mpg).
We're good to go - years of guilt free utterly wanton fuel burning ahead (plus some tasty fruit).