Thursday, April 05, 2007

So...

If PETA says that heart attacks are God's revenge for eating meat, what does that say about food poisoning at vegetarian buffets? First spinach, now Souplantation... I dunno, this lifestyle is starting to sound risky to me. I don't think they live longer; it's so boring it just feels like it. Stick to steak, people; at least you won't go out hunched over a crapper.

2 comments:

julie said...

I don't even know where to start...

Fathairybastard said...

Really. Local BBQ place sells a T-shirt with this phrase on the back - "I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat salad!" Says it all.