Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Global Warming Expedition called off...

An expedition across the Arctic to highlight Global Warming was called off due to extreme cold (found at Drudge)...
Um, what would you expect at the North Pole in March?
"...extreme cold temperatures drained the batteries in some of their electronic equipment"
"My first reaction when they called to say there were calling it off was that they just sounded really, really cold," Atwood said.
Here's the money quote:
"They were experiencing temperatures that weren't expected with global warming," Atwood said. "But one of the things we see with global warming is unpredictability."

That's right, folks; EVERYTHING is attributable to Global Warming.  It's the perfect conspiracy theory for the left.  "Too hot? Must be Global Warming.  Too cold? Must be Global Warming.  Don't you see, it's ALL Global Warming!  We're all going to DIE!!!" (exits twitching)...

The -rational- debate about Global Warming is OVER.

2 comments:

DirtCrashr said...

They also had to abandon their plans to don wetsuits and go for a swim...
Dumbasses! You have to use a dry-suit or you're dead up there.

Kevin said...

Maybe they thought Global Warming had gotten to the point where they could get away with long skirts and Birkenstocks.